I would murder someone right now for a Jewel Thin & Crispy Cheese Pizza.

Mama jamma

I still thought it was Wednesday. Maybe that's because I haven't showered since Wednesday? Am I totally gross or what?? So when I do shower (soon, I swear!) it can be Friday.

It's too bad oily grunge hair is no longer "in" because I'd be hella in style. I'd out-grease Kurt Cobain.

Our house, in the middle of the street

I bought my house in July 2007. I moved in in August 2007. I was in love with it.

I'm mad at myself for how I've let it go. It was a lot neater before, especially before I had Dakota. It's very hard to stay uncluttered with her because she likes to crap on my floors with no warning, take out all of her toys (plus the cat toys) and mess up anything I have on the floor (which is too much stuff). Needless to say that right now, I am not happy with my house at all. I want to love it and have pride in it.

It's hard to work on it when my health is not so great. :(

Maybe I should go on the show Clean Sweep and just have a bunch of people come in and do some major work and leave my house in a lovely state? That would be awesome, minus the extreme embarrassment.

Please don't offer to clean my house for me, by the way.

Color for the color blind

Through the human eye
Nature of a soul extreme
Nothing seems to die
Pictures in a magazine
Through the maze precisely
Through the myriad of schemes
With your gaze entice me
Like an animal
Not a mineral

Post obligation

I figured I'd write a little post just to update y'all. No one seemed that interested in the farting talents of my dog. (Why the hell not?)

I wish I could post about certain things and it sucks that I can't. And I'm not trying to tease! I have to be extremely cautious now. Le sigh.

Health-wise: no throwing up in four days! Do you realize how long that is for me to go lately?! Color me impressed!

Wow, this post was hella boring. My apologies. I just thought it would be good to push the dog farts post down a notch. I'm sure that I'll have something SUPER EXCITING to write about soon.

Dog farts

My dog farts alllllllllllllll the time. Oh my god. Considering I have the barf reflexes that I do and poop grosses me out and makes me gag, this is really hard for me.

:(

Holy stink.

Who put this time machine here?

Can someone tell me (please oh please) how it is already January 13th?! Time is going by so fast I'm getting dizzy! (Or maybe I'm just dehydrated.)

Let's see...

I dropped both of the classes I signed up for and I'm kind of relieved. They were more than I could handle right now. My doctor(s) think part of my pukeage problem is stress-related and there's just a lot to take care of that's stressing me out right now. I just have to deal with that stuff. :/ Stress! Me no likey!

Sick of being sick

For the 3rd time in 6 weeks, I had to go to urgent care yesterday. Again I was puking my guts out and got myself dehydrated. Yesterday the hit was harder and my lab results did not come back as normal. My electrolytes were screwy (mostly potassium, which is one you do NOT want to mess around with). When I showed these results to my dietitian today, she said they were really bad. She told me my body was eating my muscles because I'm not getting enough protein. Ack!

I got bed C again at urgent care. 3rd time in a row. Maybe they should change it to 'Bed ERIN' or something.

I'm not so classy

My two classes start next week. I no longer want to take them. Ugh.

Laziness?
More than that?

I don't know. Maybe I'm just in a bad mood.

GUILTY!

Last July, after I went to the craft fair in SF, I got pulled over by a real dickhead SFPD officer. He says I went through a red light. I said I didn't (really, I don't think I did). So I did the whole "contest by mail" thing. That letter went out in August.

Fast forward to January 5, 2011 -- I get a letter from the Superior Court of California.

"We have reviewed your case and you have been found GUILTY."

 

I could contest that and go to court in 2 months. There's no hope going that route, unless the cop doesn't show. And he's the kind of prick that would show, I'm sure. So I'm not fighting it further. I have plenty of other things I need to fight.

Playing with Photoshop

Resolutions

My resolutions for 2011...

I don't have any!!!

Well, I mean, I have ideas in my head, but I decided I wasn't going to formally write anything down. Of course I have things I want to change in 2011, since 2010 probably goes down in history as one of my worst years ever (the worst, maybe?). I could tell you one bad thing that happened for each month. But let's not dwell.

And let's hope that 2011 isn't the same. This month is going to be hard because of some things I need to do, and unfortunately cannot blog about. Send me some virtual support though to make it through January!

With that, I am going to take my pup on a W-A-L-K which is a part of my non-resolutions.

Happy 1/1/11 everyone!