Sad saps annoy me. I mean, how much can you bitch, moan, and whine about the same thing without ever doing anything about it? I don't want to be that person! Yet I fear that I am. I'd like to just think that right now, I'm completely stuck. I promise to get out of this funk and do something. Promise! Just like I promise to wear my retainers after Braces Round Three is over.
But today, I just feel pathetic.
Here's a picture of me all smiley to off-set today's depression:
You see, a few years ago, a bunch of people from my ex-company, the Big G, jumped ship to work at FB. Well, with today's IPO, several people I know made a crap ton of money. And here I am, unemployed, unable to get a job at FB despite knowing the COO, no prospects, doctors telling me I can't work right now, and well, I feel just a wee-bit pathetic.
The Sad Sap