Jersey

This past weekend I went to New Jersey to attend a wedding (no, it wasn't at the shore -- it was in Rockaway). I went with Neil and his girlfriend Mackenzie on Friday afternoon. We flew United (suck) to Newark and got in around 9:30. Then we had to drive to Rockaway (about a 45 minute drive from the airport). I couldn't tell at the time, since it was dark, but New Jersey is very green. Not nuclear green, either, but green from trees and grass and all that good stuff! I had no idea. Another thing I learned about NJ is that they LOVE diners. They're everywhere! I ate at four of them in the four days that I was there. I'm pretty sure I gained about a hundred pounds, too, but that's another story.

Here's a picture I took in the hotel before I left for the wedding. It got a lot of likes and compliments on Facebook!

Someone said it was "sultry" which I read as "slutty" originally. Ha! I hated wearing that dress (as I'd hate wearing any dress) & felt hugegantic. I didn't take any other pictures. I didn't take any at the wedding even though I took my camera. None. Zero. Zilch. I figured I'd leave it up to the 100 other people that had cameras (and the two wedding photographers that they had).

Anyway, the trip was...interesting. On Saturday I got SUPER drunk and bad things happened, like crying in a friend's hotel room and making people feel awkward and stuff. I drank the next day at the wedding but not nearly as much and I've decided to take an alcohol vacation. Perhaps a very long one. Alcohol is the devil in disguise!

Remember when I said I was going to clean a little bit each day? And exercise? BIG FAIL so far. Oh and I also said I'd shower every day and I skipped yesterday and stayed in sweats all day. I'm gross. So yesterday I was probably stinky, and then today I was told my perfume was too strong. Pft, I smell good dammit!

So in summary, New Jersey was pretty OK. I had a good time at the wedding. It was good to see people. Congrats to Scott and Kira (whom I'm pretty sure don't even read my blog). Drinking is bad. Dresses are evil. New Jersey is green. Holy diners! The end.